According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
- He has no face.
- He tells me it’s ok to kill people
- She stares at me from the ceiling
- The man in the Easter Bunny costume loves me so much
- I talk to her through the mirror
- When you leave, she crawls out of my closet on all 4’s
- When I take a bath, he comes out of the water
- She says she’ll take me away with her one day forever
- He has no arms or legs
- She’s bloody and she cries all the time
Michigan lawmakers passed a controversial measure on Wednesday that will ban all insurance plans in the state from covering abortion unless the woman’s life is in danger. The law, which takes effect in March, will force women and employers to purchase a separate abortion rider if they would like the procedure covered, even in cases of rape and incest.
THAT’S IT. FUCK YOU MICHIGAN. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE I’M OUT. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
The biggest thing the Michigan government is missing is that the majority of Pro-choice sentiment is that we support it only because we don’t want to go back to using hangers and going to shady doctors, AND BASICALLY RISKING OUR LIVES BECAUSE WE CAN’T AFFORD THE PROCEDURE. Forcing women to have unwanted children equals more children in orphanages, and unhappy families struggling with poverty because they had more children they could afford.
you are quite literally ruining the lives of the mothers, as well as the lives of the children that you are working so fucking hard to save.
AND ANOTHER THING. Now you are asking women, who already have to purchase shark week supplies on their own, to buy EXTRA insurance, that comes included with a steaming hot pile of judgement. Now Michigan’s women, WHO ARE PAID SIGNIFICANTLY LESS THAN THEIR PEERS, have MORE SHIT TO PAY FOR?!?!
NO. STICK A FORK IN ME BECAUSE I AM DONE. FUCKITY BYE.
Not to mention it’s unfair for certain women to say they don’t want it, and therefore don’t have to pay extra, and force other women to pay for it when it should be a basic medical procedure.
I also love how politicians are so willing to give more rights to an unborn baby than the woman carrying it. Fuckity bye.